AISubs v3.7
- You don't like it? - No, I don't like it.
- You know what "image" is, right? - Yes.
I think you're a genius for coming up with such a unique answer.
But I think the coolest thing about you is that you're someone who thinks of interesting topics.
- So you're on that side, right? - Yes, I want to make an image that's easy to make fun of.
- So today is "Easy-to-make-fun-of image competition"! - Yay!
- It's a competition where the one who brings out unique topics wins. - I see, I see.
So I'm going to announce it now and we're all going to do "image" together.
- So if it's "easy-to-make-fun-of image" we win, right? - That's right.
- So we're not interested in what's funny today? - That's right.
- It's "easy-to-make-fun-of image"! - It's not like it's super boring, but it's "easy-to-make - fun-of image"!
- Okay, here we go. - Okay!
Here it is!
- Wow! - Wow!
- That's nice! - You can do anything.
- You can do anything.
- Let's see it. - Please show us!
Okay!
"I've always thought boxing was my thing, but during a match, my coach called me "wrestling"."
- Wow! - What was that?
- Can you do it? - Yes.
Only that corner rope over there is made of cotton.
- Can you do it? - Can you do it?
Some of my hair was blue, so I was mistaken for someone else.
- Huh? - I see.
Okay! "I have 400 subscribers and I'm a channel partner."
- What are you talking about? - What are you talking about?
- Okay. - "You're not following the instructions, are you?"
- Wow! - Wow!
- Here we go. - "My coach said to my opponent, 'Next up is him, right hand!'"
I let go of my own hand.
- This is kind of like a self-defeating joke, isn't it? - "Tetsuya and Ibochi finally broke through their limits."
- Huh? - Huh?
- Why are you pushing your cheeks against each other? - Why are you pushing your cheeks against each other?
- You're going to end up like this. - What are you talking about?
- Can I say something else? - "My latest mobile phone is really hard to use."
- Oh, you mean it doesn't last long? - This mobile phone...
- You don't have to answer it. - There's a lot of other phones out there.
- That's crazy. - It's crazy, but it seems like it exists.
- It seems like it exists. - It exists.
- Thank you for breaking through your limits. - Thank you for breaking through your limits.
- You can't use 3 stars for this. - How about 5 star kaff?
Ready, set...
5.
- 5. - 1.5 stars.
- 2. - 2.
5.5 stars.
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- You won more than me. - That's our benchmark.
I think I have some self-confidence issue.
But you think of boxing other than that.
- Yeah. - That's great.
Next person!
Here's my stats.
- Oh! - It's quite high!
- So. - Yeah.
So now...
Good luck.
This is one of those games...
where the kiss mark is huge.
- Oh! - Oh!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, then. - Yeah.
Paul Smith's underwear ad has been attacking me.
- No, it's not that! - No, it's not!
- It's not! - No, it's not!
- I want you to pay attention! - It's attacking me.
It's tough if you don't know about it.
Metal Gear Survive Version 5.0.
- You get water and stuff, so you're hungry. - Oh, I see!
- You get hungry and stuff. - You get curious and stuff.
- Oh, the menu changes! - Yeah, the menu changes!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
I ate Patron in the middle of the night.
- Oh! - Oh!
- That's good! - That's good!
- Okay. "Dokonjo Ikura." - Oh!
- That's good! - That's good!
- Okay. "Mukakin Player." - That's a famous one!
- It's a really famous one! - It's a really famous one!
- Can you say something about it? - Okay.
I only ate a little bit of the ocean.
- Rice bowl! - Rice bowl!
- Okay. "Oh, can you show me your head?" - Okay.
- Oh, I like that! - That's a good one!
- That's a good one!
- Okay. "Stop looking at me. Hit me in the stomach." - Stomach!
- It's like a game where you have to hit me in the stomach. - Yeah.
- Okay. "Debu." - Debu!
- That's scary! - That's scary!
- I'll say one more. - Okay.
Piero's virtuality is messy.
- Well, like that,
- I, Fukumori-san, will be giving you my topic "stars."
- Is that okay? - Yes!
- Okay, everyone, please give me your answers! - Den!
- What is it with you?!
- You're not giving me my "star" personality?! - Why?!
- You're not doing anything! - It's only the second time!
- 1.5 - 2.5 - 3.7 or something like that?!
- 5.7 - It's not 5, it's 5.7!
- Okay, high-five! - Thank you!
- Okay, I'm sorry. - Thank you!
- There's a lot of variety. - Yeah, there's a lot of variety.
- There's a genre. - You have your own thing.
- Yeah. - Okay, next up is Tajimi-san.
- I thought you were going to use yourself. - Huh? I didn't use myself?
- Can you tell me about the scenes where you didn't use yourself? - My big picture is...
- Here it is! - Ta-da!
- Hey! That's hard! - What is that?!
- Seriously?! - That's hard!
- I think it's pretty easy to mess up. - Yeah, it's totally different from before.
- Okay! - I tried to enlarge my Paisley face 100 times.
- That's good. - That's good.
- Okay, I don't want to look like this. - Like a real Osomatsu?
- Oh, six of you. - Yeah, six of you. - I see.
- Okay, evolution of humanity. - It doesn't change.
- Teleport attack. - Oh, I see, I see.
- Question one. How many degrees of 90 degrees are there in this? - Oh, that's a good one.
- That's a good question. - If you don't think about it...
- If you stop, you die. - What is that?!
- Dragonball. - A group of demons has appeared.
- Dragonball. - Dragonball. - Aha experience.
- I'm sorry, but I can't think of anything. - Okay.
- E! E! C! C line! B line! Who's the best?!
- 26 degrees. - 26 degrees?!
- It's okay even if it's only here?! - It's crazy!
- You're tripping!
- Can I say it last? - Yes.
- From now on, choose your father and mother! - Oh, that's good!
- Let's set it up. - I'll go last.
- Okay. - Meteor.
- That's about it, right? - Yes.
- No, I think it's good. - Yes, it is.
- Okay, evaluation time. Are you ready? - Yes.
- Everyone, please! - Evaluation, here!
- Ding! - Ding!
- C... - Oh! - I'm in third place.
- Wait, what are you doing?! - What are you doing?!
- You're dragging me!
- Don't drag me!
- It's okay, I'll go first.
- What's this?! - What's this?
- This is Earth. - What?! Earth?! It's a star!
- Isn't Earth a star?! - It's like a star drawn by Earth.
- This is 4.5. - Yeah.
- This is 6.3. - Yeah.
- Hey! - Yeah.
- 1st place! - 1st place!
- Thank you!
- Amazing!
- Would you like some vegetables, Tetsuya-san? - Yes. - Yes.
- Everyone was making some images. - Yes, yes.
- I was just taking pictures.
- I took a picture of a certain moment and...
- Huh?!
- A pen fell. - I took a picture of a certain moment and...
- I see.
- Yes. - I was in class A.
- Aren't you too young for that? - Yes.
- I was in class 13. - Isn't it B?
- Wait a minute, yes.
- The theme was "Everyone was a pitiful orange - colored man".
- Can you drop the pen? - Yes.
- I got a gold badge.
- Yes, this one.
- It was still August 30th.
- Oh...
- It's safe. - It's safe.
- It's safe, isn't it?
- Can I do this again? - Yes.
- It was the legendary "Motoyuki" that was said to be waiting for 50,000 people on the other side of this curtain.
- What?! - Ah, I got it.
- It's here, right? - Yes, it's here.
- Yes.
- An experiment to see if this icos rod will break if you drop it.
- Fufufu.
- Let's go.
- Tanaka's body was researching microorganisms and it turned green.
- I see. - Tanaka's body is green.
- It's normal.
- Yes.
- Teacher, you're gross.
- Fufufufu.
- What's up with you all of a sudden?
- Your face is so nice.
- What are you saying?
- It's 2018.
- Fufufu.
- Who is saying what?
- The students are saying something. - The students are, right?
- Yes.
- There is a statement that says "When will they notice if you take each corner of the teacher's house?"
- It's a bit similar. - Yes.
- It's for the teacher who was presented a pillow with a room manicure.
- That's why it's orange. - Ah, I see.
- It's called "belly"
- It always leaps in time before summer break.
- Fufufufu.
- Ah, that's good. - That's good.
- Then...
- Would you like to see it? - Yes.
- Then, please announce it.
- Ten...
- One...
- 0.5...
- If...
- Experiment! - Experiment!
- It's kind of funny. - 2.5!
- It's low!
- The winner is me. - Congratulations!
- Make me laugh.
- Make me laugh! - Make me laugh!
- Who is good at supporting others? - Yes.
- If we have a big project, please ask me. - Yes, I'll tell you about it.
- I'll tell you about it. - Yes, I'll tell you about it.
- There are people who are good at answering questions. - There are people who are not good at answering questions.
- There are people who are good at answering questions. - Yes.
- That's the group. - That's great.
- Everyone is doing it. - Everyone is one of the stars of the group.
- There are six of us. - Yes.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Thank you for your cooperation. - Yes.
- Good morning. - Good morning.